A 21 Day Initiatory Journey beginning on Thursday, April 23rd with daily transmissions, three LIVE Ceremony's & siSTARhood support
🔥 Yes! I’m Ready to Become UNFUCKWITHABLE 🔥Something ancient is rising. Not hysteria. Not instability. Not “hormonal overreaction.” SACRED WRATH
Not the chaotic rage projected onto women for centuries —but the kind that purifies.The kind that burns distortion. The kind that says: NO MORE.
For many of us in perimenopause, this fire is not just biological. It's archetypal and an unmistakable feminine descent journey.
Our bodies are shifting at the same time the world feels unstable. Institutions cracking. Trust eroding. Power structures exposed. And something in us recognizes the pattern.
Perimenopause is not a problem to be fixed or a malfunction. It’s a fierce portal of initiation into greater discernment.
An initiation out of over-giving, over-functioning & self-abandonment into excruciating truth, radiant power & ecstatic embodied leadership.
It is Goddess Hekate at the crossroads — torch in each hand — illuminating what we will no longer tolerate.
It is Kali severing illusion. Lilith refusing diminishment. The Crone rising in clarity.
The woman you were is dissolving. You are between identities—this is deeply sacred ground.
Pressure is revealing what’s true. Your system is organizing around this crystalline truth.
Perimenopause is the moment your body stops negotiating with your misalignment.
It’s the moment your nervous system exits compliance mode.
What no longer fits is being exposed.
The fire is not here to destroy you. It's here to clarify you.
May we refuse to pathologize what is an inevitable (r)evolution of our feminine souls!
UNFUCKWITHABLE is the moment you become so anchored in yourself that you are no longer available for your own self-abandonment.
UNFUCKWITHABLE is not a vibe. It’s an initiated state of being.
Come remember who they fuck you truly are and why you're here NOW at this most potent time in human history.
Under the New Moon in Aries conjunct Chiron— the cosmic portal of truth, healing, and self-leadership—You are invited into a 21-day initiatory journey to cross this threshold consciously.
Join us to:
UNHOOK from Conditioning
so that you can stop living a life built on self-abandonment & lies, and finally recognize what’s actually true for you—without distortion.
CHANNEL your Sacred Rage
so that you can finally name what you are no longer available for, and let it clarify your boundaries instead of turning it against yourself.
ROOT into Your Embodied Truth
so that you can stand fully in your unapologetic essence—no matter what’s happening around you, and stop collapsing, second-guessing, or leaving your own side.
RECLAIM Your Energy, Your Desire, and Your Self-trust
so that you stop running on empty and start living from your life force, and feel fully resourced, turned on, and available to co-create your life as a Mythic Masterpiece.
UNLEASH the Forbidden Feminine Frequency™ within
— so that you can burn the Good Girl imprints and imprisonment to the ground and spark your unapologetic visibility, magnetism, and S.T.A.R.R. Power without shame, fear, or compromise.
RISE as an Ecstatic Embodied Leader
so that you no longer dilute your truth— and become UNFUCKWITHABLE in how you live, love, and lead. And move through your life with a level of clarity, self-trust, and presence that cannot be shaken.
This is not a surface-level challenge. This is DAILY support for 21 days including a 3-phase descent, alchemy, and activation process with 3 LIVE ceremonial journey's built in, starting April 23rd.
🔥 YES - I’m Ready to Remember Who the F*ck I Am 🔥UNFUCKWITHABLE IS being in your body so that you don’t override your truth
UNFUCKWITHABLE IS feeling everything so that you don’t shut down or explode
UNFUCKWITHABLE IS knowing what’s true so that you don’t second-guess yourself
UNFUCKWITHABLE IS holding your energy so that you don’t leak it everywhere
UNFUCKWITHABLE IS choosing yourself so that you don’t betray yourself to belong
UNFUCKWITHABLE is not about controlling your environment. It’s about becoming so rooted in yourself that your environment no longer controls you.
This is the threshold.
Because on the other side of this journey you don’t just feel better in your body, you become a woman who:
- trusts herself so that she moves through life with clarity
- holds her energy so that she no longer burns out
- honors her body so that it becomes her power source
- lives her truth so that her life actually fits her
You are at a literal biological crossroads. The old hormonal identity dissolves. The ego loosens. The inner authority strengthens. The “good girl” burns. The deeper ecstatic embodied woman roots. This is not maiden rebirth energy. It’s Wise Elder becoming. This is not just personal. It’s cyclical.
Perimenopause is not a loss of beauty, loss of power, loss of desirability and loss of relevance. It's a reorganization of authority, a reclaiming of instinct and a deepening of magnetism.
Ecstatic perimenopause is about becoming psychologically dangerous to systems built on compliance.
It’s about ending performance & martyrdom. It’s about choosing aliveness over approval.
Perimenopause is not decline. It is the collapse of who you had to be in order to survive.
Ecstatic Perimenopause is not about symptom management alone. It is about learning how to:
- trust what your body is telling you
- hold sacred rage without being consumed by it
- metabolize wrath into wisdom
- embody soft power without shrinking
- stabilize your nervous system while the world feels unstable
- step into threshold leadership
Perimenopause is an ecosystemic metamorphosis—biological, psychological, energetic, spiritual, cultural, and creative. This 21 Day journey is about learning how to trust what rises when the old self falls away in an identity shedding.
It's a permission field to embody your next level of becoming.
This initiatory journey is a sacred pause, not an ending.
A time to re-architect identity and purpose in resonance with your true energy flow.
On this 21 Day journey, Perimenopause becomes a design lab & identity shift for the Second Half of Life.
Don't try to walk the journey alone!
For the woman who is done overriding her body, done explaining herself, and done living a life that requires her to abandon her truth. If you feel it—you’re already in it. Now choose it.
...and a woman who no longer betrays herself.
21 Day Ecstatic Perimenopause Initiation
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5% of your Investment will go to support the non for profit organization Let's Talk Menopause!
Let's Talk Menopause is a national nonprofit organization invested in changing the conversation around menopause so women get the information they need and the healthcare they deserve. Let’s Talk Menopause envisions a world in which menopause is broadly understood and comprehensive menopause care is standard.
Waking from the Spell of Patriarchy: The Dark Night of the Body & the Death of the Good Girl
(Days 1–7)
Unhook from conditioning so that you can hear your truth
- Identify where you’ve been overriding your body
- Understand your nervous system patterns
- Name the ways you’ve been abandoning yourself
- Begin to feel what’s actually true
👉 You stop gaslighting yourself.
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LIVE Virtual Ceremony Thursday, April 23rd at 11am CST
Channel Your Holy Rage: Transmuting the Fires of Anger and Pressure into Power, Pleasure & Purpose
(Days 8 to 14)
Channel your power so that you can reclaim your energy and voice
- Transform overwhelm into clarity
- Channel sacred rage into clean boundaries
- Reclaim desire, needs, and truth
- Practice embodied expression
- Move from Chaos into Unapologetic Creative Expression
👉 Your power comes back online.
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LIVE Virtual Ceremony Thursday, May 7th at 11am CST
Become UNFUCKWITHABLE: Embodying Your Unapologetic Power & Activating Sacred Wrath towards Social Change
(Days 15–21)
Root into your truth so that you can live as an unfuckwithable woman
- Stabilize your nervous system
- Anchor self-trust
- Embody leadership in real life
- Integrate your new identity
👉 You become a woman who no longer abandons herself.
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LIVE Virtual Ceremony Friday, May 15th at 11am CST
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Welcome, Beloved! I'm Lainie Love...
...a passionate and fiery transformational speaker and retreat leader, best selling author, oracular astrologer & ecstatic embodied leadership mentor that’s on a mission to liberate women & queers who’ve been told they’re “too much or not enough” to come wildly & unapologetically ALIVE in their full power, sovereignty, highest frequency & org@smic life force energies so they can Sparkle Shamelessly® for the good of all!
I'm here to awaken our full wild & untamed creative, spiritual and S£xual power across the globe through my mission driven holistic lifestyle & personal development company that provides online trainings, transformational retreats, global events, mentoring & the Sacred (R)evolution Oracle Deck.
I'm also deeply passionate about ending the violence against our bodies, the sacred feminine & all LIFE across the globe perpetrated by the reign of patriarchy for the last several thousand years. I fiercely believe that empowering women, girls and LGBTQIA+ people will have one of the biggest impacts on reversing the global crisis we face and I'm committed to this in all I do.
Overall, we're catalyzing a movement of awakened, liberated, ecstatic, multiorgasmic, sovereign, and unapologetic and wildly radiant women & queers who are (r)evolutionizing the world!
🔥 YES I'm ready to be UNFUCKWITHABLE 🔥